The 50 Funniest Quotes From “Friends”

Because this needs to be shared.

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Ranked in order of hilarity. For bragging rights, try to place all 50 in the appropriate episode/context.


Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!


Janice: Oh… my… God!


Rachel: How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?


Ross: You know how you come home at the end of the day and throw your jacket on a chair?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Well, instead of a jacket, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.


Rachel: Guys, guess what?!
Chandler: Ok, the fifth dentist caved and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?


Chandler: WHOOOPAH!


Joey: Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I’d…

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One thought on “The 50 Funniest Quotes From “Friends”

  1. Christy says:

    This is hilarious! I started reading it at work which was a very bad plan. Now I laughing to myself like an idiot. I think Chandler’s short story is one of my favorites. “Oh look cried Ned”

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